I don’t under stand racism
because people are like eggs
some have light shells and some have dark shells
but there’s no point differentiating them
because they all taste the same once you crack them open and empty their guts on the frying pan
Wait until the vegans find this.
during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.