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When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)


shark attack 
  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.


i live in constant struggle between “you’re wrong” and “but i don’t want to start shit”

(via pomfette)